als;kdjflk;asdjf some office woman just called me from like a couple towns over and she said
her: “Hey…what are you doing”
Me: “Oh nothing just eating some cereal, watching tv, cruising tumblr, and listening to the new Beyonce album. What about you?”
her: “Working. My boss litera-omfg I have the wrong number!!”
me: “;laksdfjasdklfjhahahha yes you do!”
her: “hahaha ohmygod how dare you!”
me: “hahah sorry!!”
her: “Youre like 20 something years old right?”
me: “omfg yes”
her: “Thought so. Well sorry about that have a nice day!”
me: “okay see ya!”
"I don’t get all the hype about Beyonc—
NOT TONIGHT, DO NOT.
Don’t ANYONE dare.
It’s Friday The 13th
Best believe she’ll come for you